It’s old but it’s still very very funny at this time of year, doing the annual pilgrimage to Bordeaux. So, having spent a week in Bordeaux, having gums assailed by giant tannins, somebody has finally got to grips with some basic French…. enjoy!
Translation: a bad year
Translation: most of the wines are undrinkable
Translation: lucky bastards
Translation: a wine with no fruit
Translation: please buy my wine – somebody, anybody…
Translation: make me an offer
Translation: My winery is in the Médoc
Translation: My winery is in St Emilion / Pomerol
Translation: It was crap everywhere.